On Friday June 7, 2002, New York felt the rumbling tremors of Kaiju Big Battel as the monster-packed Warsaw Wafu Fun rocked Brooklyn's foundations. A giddy mob of hipsters, geeks, and party people fled to NYC's first full-scale Battel for a night of danger, excitement, and fantastic fun. Louden Noxious called the play-by-play for five exciting Battels. All in all, Warsaw Wafu Fun was a night full of monster mayhem, dribbling mayonnaise, and roller-coaster-style screams.

Unscheduled Match: American Beetle (and Hulking Jingi) Vs Call-Me-Kevin

After rescuing musical guests Enon from the deadly clutches of Dr. Cube's Minions, American Beetle defended the NYC cityscape against the destructive debut of a sea-monster named Call-Me-Kevin. As evidenced by Call-Me-Kevin's bent for urban annihilation, the underwater dweller emerged from the depths of the Atlantic with a mission to obliterate manmade structures. Finally, after assaulting Referee Jingi, the shameless show-off Call-Me-Kevin was put in his place by a mustachioed hulking mystery man in referee's gear. Could it be the Incredible Jingi?

Tag Team Match: Los Plantanos Vs Hell Monkey and Gomi-man

On the heels of their defeat at Matsuri Mass Mayhem, Dr. Cube's Posse dropped its second tag-team match in a row to Los Plantanos! With the help of a little "green" magic and a BMX bicycle, Pedro and Pablo defeated the demonic duo of Hell Monkey and Gomi-man, the wretched trash-monster. With their jumpy jocularity and synchronized assaults, Los Plantanos proved once again why they are the most beloved tag-team in Kaiju Big Battel.

Kung Food Killer Fight: Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle Vs Club Sandwich

Kaiju Big Battel's longest-running food-fight ran its last course as the bloodthirsty Kaiju Rogue, Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle, stabbed the heroic Club Sandwich with a Super-Sized toothpick - and then capped the wooden lance with a delicious-looking deli-style olive! As Soup removed the toothpick spear and Sandwich's mayonnaise lifeline dribbled onto the floor, the crowd was speechless. Spurting like a stuck pig, Club Sandwich barely managed to limp out of the Kaiju Danger Cage and was later pronounced dead on arrival at Saint Vincent's Hospital in Brooklyn. The shocked crowd was visibly devastated when Louden Noxious delivered the harrowing news and requested a moment of silence for the fallen Hero. (No pun intended.)

Double Bad Bout: Dr. Cube Vs Uchu Chu

Dr. Cube made the house call and buried the longest-running rivalry in Kaiju history by defeating Uchu Chu of Team Space Bug. The crazy physician's victory officially made Cube's Posse the undisputed "baddest" bad guys in the Big Battel. Sporting an "I Love Silver Potato" shirt, Cube engaged Space Bug in a psychologically brutal and physically ferocious Battel. After a wild match that included devastating plunges, an electrified bug zapper, and a ten-foot ladder, Cube unleashed a barrage of punishment on the Space Bug before pinning him for the win. Bleeding emerald-green blood, Uchu Chu was obviously near death. Will Uchu Chu accept this life-threatening defeat? Or will he rise again?

Kaiju Championship Match: Silver Potato Vs Unibouzu

With more B-boy flavor than ever, Silver Potato defeated Unibouzu with style and grace in the Kaiju Championship Title match. (And you thought the Lewis-Tyson fight was embarrassing!) In the end, Potato destroyed Uni with an elbow drop that packed such force it smashed the dastardly Unibouzu through the floor! By humiliating the loathsome echinoderm, Potato not only defended Anna Dramina's honor, but also took a giant step towards redeeming his Cube-defiled reputation. The crowd supported Potato all the way by giving him more heat than a twice-baked potato from Peter Luger's Steak House!