From
the start, Kaiju Roxy Ruckus promised to
be an explosive evening for the citizens
of Boston. As the doors opened, the lucky
few holding special passes from kaiju.com
passed through a series of security checkpoints
before entering the all new Kaiju Danger
Zone. At the behest of the Commissioner
this exclusive viewing area was created
to bring fans of the Big Battel closer to
the action than ever before. But as the
Danger Zone crowd soon found out, the proximity
to the action is not without its drawbacks.
Before the evening drew to a close the Danger
Zone was doused in toxic sludge, barraged
with trash, invaded by high flying monsters,
and sprayed with sleeping serum and seaweed.
Surface
to Air Battel: Mota Naru & Sky Deviler
Defeated Call-Me-Kevin & Cycloptopuss
In
the weeks leading up to Roxy Ruckus, tensions
between Kaiju's sea creatures and space
faring monsters were running high. Many
observers saw this Battel as an extension
of the evening's Fight for the Right match
between Unibouzu, the spikey urchin, and
Uchu Chu, leader of Team Space Bug. Others
saw in this conflict a fundamental clash
of the elements: water vs air. Whatever
the case may have been, one thing was clear
-- both teams were determined to claim the
first victory of the evening.
As
the Battel raged, Call-Me-Kevin's spikey
forearms tore through the ranks of the Space
Bugs. However the advantage was not maintained,
as Cycloptupuss' long absence from action
began to manifest itself in a lackluster
performance. Mota Naru and Sky Deviler were
quick to exploit this weakness, and eventually
subdued the creatures from the deep. However,
after a mild disagreement over delivery
of the final pin, Team Space Bug allowed
their victory celebration to disintegrate
into intra-team squabbling that eventually
saw Mota Naru brutally attack his omnivorous
teammate.
American
Trash Match: Gomi-man Defeated American
Beetle by KO
As
a defender of all things wholesome and good,
the American Beetle arrived at Roxy Ruckus
determined to put an end to the destruction
of the United States' environment at the
hands of Dr. Cube and his green-house gas
emitting, watershed polluting, toxic sludge
producing Posse. To answer this threat,
Cube dispatched his own personal trash heap,
Gomi-man, to do away with the jingoistic
pugilist in the messiest manner possible.
With Cube looking on at ringside Gomi-man
opened the Battel by pummeling Beetle with
bags of trash, fresh from Jersey's finest
land fills, before showering the brave humans
in the Danger Zone with the refuse.
When
American Beetle began to falter, the crowd
at the Roxy seemed determined to rejuvenate
their hero. As chants of "U-S-A"
rang out the Beetle staged an impossible
comeback. However just as he looked to gain
the upper hand, Cube's Minions delivered
a barrel of toxic sludge to Gomi-man, who
then showered American Beetle, as well as
the Danger Zone crowd, with the radioactive
contents. This dastardly attack left American
Beetle completely incapacitated and in critical
condition at a local medical facility.
Fight
for the Right: Uchu Chu Defeated Unibouzu
Both
Unibouzu and Uchu Chu entered this Battel
looking for a chance to compete for the
Championship Belt at Kaiju Rampage New York.
Adding to the drama, at the last minute
Louden Noxious announced that the Battel
was being fought with special "All
Weapons Allowed" rules, by special
order of the Commissioner.
Early
on, the Battel was closely matched, with
Unibouzu taking advantage of a large metal
girder to gain a slight edge over the Space
Bug. Uchu Chu however showed amazing resilience,
surviving blows from a war-hammer, a fall
from the top of the Danger Cage, and countless
impalements on Unibouzu's spikey carapace.
Eventually the Space Bug would turn the
corner on Uni with a series of high flying
maneuvers and explosive reversals, finally
making the pin to guarantee a match against
the winner of the Hell Monkey - Silver Potato
Battel.
Superstar
Tag-Team Contest: Dr. Cube's Posse: Napalean
& Super Dimensional Slug 1 Defeated
Los Plantanos
Los
Plantanos rode an incredible winning streak
into the Roxy Ruckus. The twins' recent
record included particular success against
Dr. Cube's Posse, having defeated various
monster of Cube's creation at the previous
two Battels. Perhaps this success explained
the casual demeanor of Pablo and Pedro who
arrived in Boston straight from a Caribbean
vacation -- over-fed, under-trained, and
completely unprepared for Battel. Looking
to capitalize on the slovenly Plantains,
Dr. Cube debuted two powerful new monsters
for this Battel: the WWII-era scientific
abomination known as Super Dimensional Slug
- 1 and the towering monster Napalean.
Most
Kaiju pundits would agree that this match
should have been an easy victory for Los
Plantanos. Dr. Cube had problems from the
onset controlling SDS-1. His reverse-engineered
control mechanism failed early on, and he
spent most of the Battel struggling to gain
dominion over the time and space traveling
slug. But even with Napalean facing a two
on one situation, Los Plantanos were simply
too out of shape to score the victory. Eventually
the brothers fell victim to Napalean's Nap-mist,
collapsing into deep sleep, and facing defeat
for the first time in over a year.
Kaiju
Big Battel Championship Bout: Silver Potato
Defeated Hell Monkey
With
Roxy Ruckus drawing to a close, the Heroes
of Kaiju Big Battel were looking defeated
and dejected. With Dr. Cube's Posse and
Team Space Bug claiming all the victories
for the evening, it fell on Silver Potato's
shoulders to put an end to the evil. This
would be no easy task though, as Kaiju's
master-manipulator, Dr. Cube, had managed
to arrange for his prized creation, Hell
Monkey to face the Champion. As the Battel
began both Monkey and Potato had their share
of success. As the conflict raged, Silver
Potato attempted to use his B-Boy skills
to out wit the demonic simian. Much to the
surprise of all in attendance Hell Monkey
retaliated with some moves of his own and
an impromptu breakin' contest broke out.
As
the Battel returned to less refined modes
of aggression, Silver Potato realized that
his might alone could not defeat Hell Monkey.
In a stroke of brilliance the Spudster used
a damaged section of the Danger Cage to
subdue Hell Monkey, leaving him caged in
the middle of the ring. With his opponent
incapacitated, Potato then went to the the
top of the Danger Cage, where he delivered
his patented Au Gratin Kick followed by
the easy pin to retain the Kaiju Big Battel
Championship Belt, setting up a long awaited
rematch against Uchu Chu the Space Bug at
Kaiju Rampage New York.