Midori No Kaiju, Monster Concerned with Terrorizing Humanity, Dies.

Boston, October 28, 2001 - Midori No Kaiju, the towering lizard that terrorized generations of measly humans, died this evening from wounds sustained at the hands of Kung Fu Chicken Noodle at Atumnul Shogun Showdown.

Born on Mars, Midori No Kaiju first came to earth to pursue a lidetime of smashing large manmade structures for fun and excitement. Worldwide fame came quickly as the freen terror lizard destroyed many of the world's bridges, dams, amusement parks, and major metropolitan cities.

While Midori No Kaiju left behind a long legacy of mayhem, he is perhaps best known for his work as an agent of Dr. Cube. Midori's motivations for joining Cube were never fully revealed, but the paring was an instant success. Under the banner of the Posse, Midori No Kaiju eventually captured the Kaiju Championship Belt, becoming the Posse's second titleholder.

Midori No Kaiju is survived by 4,278,913 delicious pieces of Midori Meat, available in grocery stores and bodegas worldwide.