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A Letter from the Commissioner

Dear Kaiju Fans.

Things are off to a slow start but come back soon for some big news. As Kaiju Commissioner, I am working tirelessly to bring you new shows, new merch and new ways to keep you entertained in this harsh winter season. Thanks again for making this a great job by being the best fans.

As always, Danger Can Happen, so watch each others back.

The Kaiju Commissioner

 

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Former Hero Atomic Trooper Robo now selling Pancakes and coffee from a Truck

The 39-year-old has set up his own catering business...but does he still haves his sights on punishing evil doers?

The super powered cyborg now serves hot food and drinks from the back of a truck as he travels round Boston with his new business. However, he hasn't given up on justice completely. Atomic Trooper Robo told Totally Today Magazine's Ermin Macdune, "It's going ok, I guess, we sell loads of coffee and I park a lot in front of MIT, the engineer students like to watch me flip flapjacks and I'm thinking about adding waffles to the menu."

"People were flabbergasted at the fact that I was in the van making pancakes. "People kind of have this thing 'Oh, he was in the Big Battel a few years ago and now he's making coffee'."

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Well, we're a tad shocked too.

He added: "but It's my business and I love it, if Brutus Beefcake can sell subway tokens I don't see why I can't stack hotcakes." "A couple of people came up and were like 'Wait a minute, what are you doing in a roach coach?' I said "what you want me to cook 'em out on the sidewalk?" He said while he started on Pancakes, he will be focusing more on selling cocktail shrimp and tuna pie in the future to bring in the evening crowd.

He recognized it would be a shock to many, who imagined he would carry on fighting evil.

"Everyone thinks I just went back to my secret hideout and rusted over," he said. "Just because people can't see you doesn't mean you're not doing anything." "Not too long after I left the Big Battel, I went into the lab for a tune up and made the decision to completely start from scratch.

Atomic Trooper Robo notched up 111 wins in the Danger Cage but never managed to make it to a championship match. - His image adorned merchandise have together sold 84 million units around the world.

Atomic Trooper Robo was initially groomed as the natural successors to Force Trooper Robo, but his astonishing string of wins - each more exciting than the last - meant he outstripped his predecessor.

The Force Trooper Robo connection helped to raise his profile in the early days, when they would frequently team up on the Double Danger circuit.

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He began the Hero life in July 1996 as Mechanical Man Wonder, headlining a traveling techno/freak roadshow doing Bicycle tricks. He heard his calling at the Tibetan Freedom Festival, when the beatific timbre of a chanting monk's voice emanated out of the PA and convinced the him to commit his life to something more meaningful than pedals and pegs: fighting the evil forces of the world. He soon contacted the Kaiju Commissioner and joined the Kaiju Heros.

After joining the Heros and preparing to tour with Force Trooper Robo, He changed his name to Atomic Ned, a name which he had apparently seen written on the side of a bin.

They then took part in the annual Golden Banana Award for tag team excellence tournament. They did not win the coveted award but they were handed the best new team award as voted by the fans.

But as a result of legal wrangles over the name he was renamed Atomic Trooper Robo and went on to a successful career fighting monsters.

Would he consider returning the the Big Battel? "I don't know... my titanium alloy joints ain't what they use to be. I think I should be thankful for not being killed in any of those fights and just try to make the world a better place by making pancakes that will do justice to ones stomach"

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Is this 'The Ghost of Multimoog' caught on camera for first time?

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This extraordinary photo could show The Ghost of Multimoog caught on camera for the very first time. The astonishing image was taken by medium Chris Hoppla in woods in Wellington, ME. He was investigating previous ghost sightings when he took the incredible picture. Mr. Hoppla believes his photo is the only firm evidence to support claims the spectre is currently haunting the area after taking the snap in September last year. "I have been going up those woods for months and taken lots of photos but I had never noticed this before," he said.

Dr. Cube accused Sweater Cube of being an impostor stating "You sir, and I use that term loosely, are an impostor, I know for a fact that the Dr. Cube from this timeline is dead, his body dumped into the Gulf of Mexico... and besides I would never wear a sweater so ugly as that, it makes my eyes bleed". The door rang again and Dr. Cube was now joined by another Dr. Cube. The two alternate time line Cubes attacked the impostor. 16.34 seconds later a third Cube appeared thru the portal and the impostor decided to flee. The alternate Cube's decided to turn their fury upon a unconscious Boulder.

"It kind of looks like The Ghost of Multimoog, like his head and some smokey wisps half covered by bushes. "I couldn't believe it. "It could well be him. "It would make sense after all these other sightings. "It's really exciting that this could actually be a picture of him caught on camera and the only one so far."

The photo came to light after a paranormal probe had been launched in the area following FOUR sightings of The Ghost of Multimoog. Each of the chilling close encounters took place in the Wellington area, and now paranormal investigator Lulu Buckley is trying to fathom why the ghoul has descended on the small Maine town. Where in New England has seen the most hauntings? The Ghost of Multimoog has been a part of local folklore for years. It may be known by different names, but the harrowing head appearance remains the same around the region. In Connecticut the fiendish figure is known as The Pink Head, the residents of western Mass dubbed him Cotton-candy Man and in Rhode Island he is referred to as Der Grubinshiner.

A disembodied head, the floating figure is pink, it leers at you with its remaining yellow eye, the other socket black as the deepest dark. It is capable of stretching limbs of wispy smoke that can grab as if solid but dissipate when touched. The Ghost of Multimoog search is the second major ghostly investigation undertaken by 28-year-old Lulu. Last year she revealed how a terrifying spectre, known as the cute fluffy bunny, had returned to Wellington after a 30-year absence. The bunny, with coal-black pits for eye-sockets, roamed a popular picnic spot, looking to lure unsuspecting hikers on remote tracks that thread the hills causing them to fall into abandoned wells.

But three of the four Ghost of Multimoog sightings have been INSIDE houses.

Lulu told Kaiju News: "To get so many sightings at roughly the same time is unusual. "One theory is that this has nothing to do with the supernatural and eye-witnesses are experiencing sleep paralysis, where individualsÕ eyes are open but they are still in a state of sleep, and therefore unable to move. "There are reports of The Ghost of Multimoog seemingly pinning victims down, as if sitting on their chest. "That could well be down to sleep paralysis." A resident know only as Steven, on the fringes of Wellington, says he was visited by the shadowy spirit on December 14. "I was awoken just before 2am by an odd scratching noise in my room," he said. "To my astonishment, there was what seemed like a sphere-shaped shadow by the edge of my wardrobe. "As I tried to get out of bed and investigate further, the shadow began to hover towards the ceiling. "It was at that point I found myself faced with the most disgusting and horrific creature imaginable. "It was about two feet tall and had a pink face with pigs ears atop its head." Another householder, from Cambridge,ME , reported: "As my eyes opened, I saw a face floating over me. "I could see into his one leering eye, it was if he was mocking me."

"They was a fierce yella color that shook me to me very core. "The ordeal ended when the thing, who was completely pink with a hat to match, floated higher and higher until he hit my ceiling and disappeared, leaving the hat behind" The only outdoor encounter comes from Cow Hill, the site of a pre-Columbian settlement that has been a paranormal hub for decades. Hippies gather there during the summer solstice. In a post on Lulu's website, the eyewitness stated: "While taking a midnight stroll around Cow Hill last Friday morning, I happened to notice a strange figure in the distance. "It appeared to rise out of the trees and hover over the path around 100 ft in front of me. "It was very dark, but I could see it clearly because of the lights coming from the road. "It was also a pretty clear night. "If I were to compare it to anything, I would say it looked like a stereotypical Victorian gentleman - long, black overcoat with a homburg hat except that it was pink and didn't have a hat or coat...on second thought maybe it didn't but maybe it had a monocle. "I know this was no flying human because it had one yellow eye that shone in the night sky. "It also had a mouth with no teeth that seemed to look dumbfounded. "Whatever it was, it stopped hovering and descended back into the trees. "Needless to say, I did not investigate any further, I ran home and finished off my bottle... alone...hiding in the closet."

 

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