Kaiju News break: Dusto Bunny finds book of sorcery while cleaning his basement!

Long time favorite Dusto Bunny has found an ancient book of the occult he took out of the library eons ago while beginning preparation for spring cleaning. This book shockingly holds the secrets of possibly finding a cure for "Death by Ironic Shakespeare Reference" which the beloved Bear Ranger fell victim to. The spell calls for 3 special rare ingredients that can be found spread across the world, and conveniently they are in Kenner Louisiana, Tampa Florida, and Queens New York, the ancient tome also calls for a hero pure of heart to be the one to collect these ingredients. Dusto went to the only logical choice, but before he could find Super Wrong, American Beetle Stepped up to he challenge.

The first stop on his journey, Tampa, Florida where he will be in search of the rare Albino Alligator scales! Find out if Beetle is able to complete his first phase of bringing Back Bear Ranger this Sunday Night February 25th at the Tampa Orpheum starting at 8pm. Can't make it to Florida? WWNlive.com will be providing IPPV access for this special night !!

Dusto returned the book to the vatican Library and was charged a $4,6251,837.25 late fee. The Library will waive the fee if Dusto reads 7,392 books over the summer.

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Who killed the Milkmen?

News and Notes

Tadd Braddly set to return from 6 year vacation.

Scab #1 has first name discovered by dropped license in locker room... it's Blackleg

Tikirilla out for 6 to 8 weeks due to head lice.

Legendary "Agrobat" spoted again on western Mass farm.

Kaiju Toy Kiosk has not been Updated.

Derano attacks cyclist who interrupts his daily bread feeding.

Slo Feng jumps lesser known Venti Canyon on his Motorcycle, says he will jump Trenta Canyon soon.

Dr. Cube "accidentally" releases swarm of feral parakeets into Boston subway. Service unaffected.

Cube Study Group Releases Report

The Cube Study Group, a non-partisan committee of diplomats, Kaiju experts, Dangerticians, and former KRC agents, has issued a report lambasting the Commissioner Louden's efforts to control Dr. Cube. According to the report, the Cube containment effort is "grave and deteriorating. There is no path that can guarantee success, but the prospects can be improved." Specifically the CSG's report suggests the Commissioner Louden needs to "pull his head out of his Butter Battle Book," and try a new strategy for countering Cube's campaign of evil against every man, woman, child, and Santa. Commissioner Louden has resisted a change in tactics however, saying "I will not stop, I cannot stop, until the Heroes pop Cube's top!"

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A Letter from Commissioner Louden

Hello ladies and gentlemen, It been almost 9 months that Kaiju Big Battel has been under my care and it has been a wild ride indeed. We batteled from sea to sea and across international borders expanding our reach like never before and the new year promises to be more bigger and more better than ever. The year is set to start off in tampa Florida in February and move rapidly across this great nation of ours. Florida, Brooklyn, Queens, Boston, Pittsburgh, New Orleans and thats just for starters keep am eye on our social media outlets for updated info and we hope to see you in your town.

On another note the KRC is primarily funded by the fans and their purchases in the Kaiju Mall. Please consider supporting monster containment by picking up some of the new merch on offer, such as the new Trading Cards or Dusto Bunnys T-shirt. And speaking of t-shirts keep a look out for the New Burger Bear Shirt coming in a few short weeks. And while I don't like to promote the evil that is Dr. Cube his new Pill Shirt is quite appealing, something Kaneda might even wear.

Enough plugs for now remember, Stay safe...but not to safe.

Commissioner Louden

P.S. Philly peeps, we know your pain, we are working on it, keep the faith!

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