Kaiju TV: Celebrating 17 Years, 4 months, and a handful of days of Kaiju Big Battel

Kaiju TV Keeps on Rolling On

Good-day ladies and gents, we here at kaiju have been putting our shoulder to the wheel to bring you the finest in Kaiju fighting action. This week we have an updated version of Hero Intern VS Call-Me-Kevin from the lost DVD "Area 57". Over the last 2 years we have had a crack team of forensic specialists reconstructing this DVD frame by frame. This video is but a piece of what they have accomplished.

"Soon" is what they are saying about winding this project up and pitching it to you the Kaiju fans. So till then stay tuned and I'll talk to you soon.

Thanks from the Kaiju Commissioner

Question of the week?

Where's the buffalo meat?

Kaiju loves Japan

Good news for those who have been wanting to help with Japan's disasters but didn't really know what to do. We made this design as our way to help our friends in Japan. Buy this shirt and 100% of the profit goes to the Japan Center of International Exchange's Earthquake Relief and Recovery Fund. Also, by wearing this shirt around town, you can raise the awareness long after the news fades from American headlines. Please Help!

Help Support the Kaiju Comic

Help us print a collected volume of the "Rogue Soup and Bug" mini-comics. It was written by Rand Borden and illustrated by Jeremy Arambulo. It is an action/comedy using characters from Kaiju Big Battel and parodying the manga "Lone Wolf and Cub". The 176 page book is finished and ready for printing. We need your help raising the funds to print the first edition.

The Story

It is the story of characters from Kaiju Big Battel that takes place away from the wrestling ring. Kaiju fighter Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle has decided to rase the orphaned baby Sky Deviler, who has been prophesied to become the greatest kaiju fighter of all time. He takes him on the road to teach him the ways of Kung-Fu. Soup is hired to assassinate a rogue scientist and takes the baby along.

The evil Dr. Cube has decided the future power of the baby will be his to control and attempts to forceable seize the baby using his army of Minions and Monsters.

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Power to the Peeps

Is there a live Big Battel from the past that you are yearning to re-live? Are you jones-ing for a little Plantain action, or maybe some Super Wrong exploits? If so, the Kaiju Commissioner wants to know so he can program next month's slate of Kaiju Big Battel vids for the interweb. Email your Battel request to info@kaiju.com with the reason you want to see it and you'll be entered to win the DVD release of ÒKaiju Express: Non Stop To Danger!Ó. Contest ends Friday, January 31st

Sweden recognizes new religion Cubism

A "church" whose central tenet is the right to be a Zombi has been formally recognized by the Swedish government.

The Church of Cubism claims that "minionising" - irreversibly becoming a zombi minion of Dr. Cube thru surgery - is akin to a religious service. The self appointed "spiritual leader" Hansel Olferstien of the church said recognition was a "large step for all of mankind".

Dr Cube refused to comment. The Church of Cubism is said to be an independent entity with no official ties to the Posse But others were less enthusiastic and said the church would do little to halt the global meltdown of social morality.

News and Notes

Steam Powered Tentacle Boulder wins sushi eating contest in Denmark.

Dai Hatchu Hatchi is being sued by Post.

Baby Sky Deviles Graduates Kindergarden

Kaiju Toy Kiosk has been Updated.

Hell Monkey and Tucor head down to Florida for the Winter.

American Beetle's expresses intrest in batteling regular vicious animals.

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Dr. Cube hates you. Not relly news but its true

Dr. Cube Releases his New Years Resolutions

In 2012, my magnificent, unstoppable, indestructible Posse will accomplish the following:

Win Back What is Rightfully Ours - That anchor baby, American Beetle has held our Championship Belt for far too long, especially now that he's all buddy-buddy with that soup scum.

Turn-out the Powa - This whole "Look I have wings and fairy dust and I'm here to save the day!" routine is getting old. I think I'll have Hell Monkey pluck her wings, and then Napalean will crush her flat.

Finish Off the Heroes - I almost left this off the list, since it's almost too easy, like stealing candy from a baby, then throwing the baby in the river, then setting the river on fire.

Plans and Schemes Your Puny Brains Could Never Comprehend - Let's be honest here, I probably lost you at "Schemes".

World Domination - Duh.

I'm done here. You may now go back to your miserable lives, you sniveling, incompetent twits"

Happy New Year Losers,
Dr. Cube