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Russia outraged by giant Dr. Cube Head
MOSCOW (KBN) - Politicians didn't like it, the public didn't like it, so the gigantic Dr. Cube head is being booted out of Red Square.
The GUM department store on Red Square, which is responsible for 30-feet (nine meters) high and 100-feet (30-meters) long construction, promised in a statement released Wednesday that it would be dismantled.
Politicians and public alike condemned the exhibit, a stone's throw from the tomb of communist leader Vladimir Lenin. State news agencies reported that the Kremlin had demanded the removal of the display.
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Whats the extra F for?
Dr. Cube plays musical heads! Update
Turns out Uni and Tucor were not the only victims of the bizarre machinations enacted by Dr. Cube. Virtually every member of the posse that showed up to JaPandamoniun became embroiled in an epic game of musical heads. The plane was an obvious failure as the mismatched heads seamed to effect the bodies dexterity, agility and drool factor. Needless to say none of the surgical swap recipients were successful in their endeavors.
Dr. Cube refused to comment on his action only saying "No comment, its time for tea and those little sandwiches." He has not been acting as his abnormal self. Insiders report he has also been reading Tom Chancy novels and playing "snappy" big band music in his lab. What's going on with the bad doctor? Most experts believe he is not acting like himself because he is not.
Where is the Grand Championship Belt? UPDATE
During the chaos of the blackout, the Kaiju Grand Championship belt was stolen by no other than the Gambling Bug! Why did he take the greatest prize in all of Kaiju? To risk it all on the rulet table? Will another Kaiju Hero stand up and fight this unjustic after French Toasts bitter failer to do so?
After a three way tussle over the Belt and Slo Fengs Hammer, Slo Feng put the Gambling Bug and Cycloptopuss in their respective "Place". Slo Feng however had no intrest in the belt whatsoever after securing the win and his Hammer he left the ring. Why would he leave the belt? He just felt it did not rightfully belong to him.
Once Cycloptopuss and The Gambling Bug realized the belt was unattended they proceeded to fight once more over it. Steam Powered Tentacle Boulder arrived on the scene and laid down the law. The belt he said "must be earned, its not some cheap carnival prize you get for poppin a few balloons... You have to fight for the right to wear this prize...I will hold the Belt till the Commish decides one o' yo peanut butter munchen fo lunchen fools is deemed worth of the honer of fighten for this...oh that reminds me, buy my new Steam Powered Tentacle Waffers TODAY, only one dollar...stay in school"
The Commissioner has set up a commission to study the problems of a vacant title and will have an answer for the public soon.
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Sun Buster "A" button broken in tussle with Sekmet
Grudyin says he found a worm in his MacDougel’s salad (and it was delicious).
Craw no shows to show, could not get out of his part time job at King Richard's Donuts.
Baby Sky Deviler is now Kid Deviler.
Salbino Inc. loses shipment of 100 uniforms and helmets,claims they must have fallen off the back of the truck.