Cube!!!
The evil Dr. Cube came out to tell Webster Hall that the planned main event rematch of Uchu Chu vs Neo Teppen was a sham, since he was not involved. Steam Powered Tentacle Boulder came out next, and after Dr. Cube dissed his mother one too many times, Boulder clobbered the Bad Doctor with a barrage of left and right tentacles. The New York crowd was happy to see Cube hit the bricks, if only because it was time for the much-anticipated main event of the evening!