Fighto 5: New Jack Face Off
After months of hard work, only Cube's newest beast, Tucor (half gerbil/half toucan) stood in the way of the Hero Intern's promotion to full-fledged Hero status. The Intern had his work cut out for him, for the hair-brained hybrid Tucor had the evil Dr. Cube in his corner. The H.I.T. was able to weather the beast's blows and at the perfect moment he charged up his protective shield and delivered a powerful controller clothesline, knocking Cube's creation unconscious. With Cube chased off by French Toast, the Hero Intern was left in the Big Ring to celebrate his promotion, pending his post-match drug test results.
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After the Heroic victory, attention soon shifted to the Kaijutron, where a horrific scene unfolded as a Zombie Pablo Plantain smashed open the chest of Silver Potato, ripped out his still-beating heart, and tore his starched organs asunder.