Angels Love Chainsaws

Cube Wants Your Money

Just in time for... your post-holiday money! After selling out of his classic cube t-shirt and popular zip up hoodie, Dr. Cube is proud to offer a new design on both a t-shirt and a pullover hooded sweatshirt. The classic Cube and crossbones logo is flanked by "Kaiju" kanji on a high-quality black shirt from Continental. Please note, both these t-shirts and sweatshirts run small.

Amazon Street Fight Bideo

You can stop emailing info@kaiju.com and asking for video from Shpadoinkel Mania XVIII because this is the last Famous Battel Bideo from Shpadoinkel Mania XVIII that the KRC will be releasing this year. This sick Amazon Street Fight Bideo features Pedro Plantain taking on the evil Silver Potato with special guest appearances from Powa Ranjuru, a rusty chainsaw, and Dr. Cube's latest creation, Zombie Pablo!

Zombie Scare

Students at Abington Middle School were forced to leave their backpacks at home Wednesday after a zombie scare at the school. A disturbing note, written in plantain zombie blood, was left on the door of the school between 11:59pm and 12:01am on Tuesday night, according to the Green Wave Times. Police, Fire, and Anti-Undead squads searched the middle school but found nothing but a trail of an unknown slimey substance. As a safety precaution, the Principal of the middle school closed the school for the rest of the week. Local children celebrated the news by dancing in the playground, waving Cube banners, and chanting "Long live the great Dr. Cube!"

Ask the Commissioner

Dear Commissioner,

I'm a big fan. In fact, I watch the Action Blast a couple times a week. My question is what's so great about the Kaiju Championship Belt.

-Robcat

Dear Robcat:

Thank you for your kind words. It is good to hear you enjoy the Big Battel everyday on G4 TV at 8-9AM.

As for the Kaiju Championship Belt, many people are mistaken in thinking that the Kaiju Belt is a mere token of Kaiju supremacy. For years, the power of the Belt has been shrouded in mystery, but in the spirit of Christmas I will give you the gift of enlightened information. The fact is that whoever possesses the Kaiju Belt will fight to the best of their ability. In essence the Belt allows you to tap your full potential. So the holder of the Belt will perform with 100% potential. This power partly explains why when a fighter gets a hold of the belt, they tend to hold onto it for many Big Battels.

I hope this information will allow you to enjoy your holidays that much more.

Your Friend,
Kaiju Commissioner

Question of the Week

What is Sentai Jin doing at Kaiju HQ this week?

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More Anime Con Screenings

The Kaiju Anime Con world tour pushes on this spring with three new screenings of the upcoming More Better Fighto DVD - Chibi Fest in Las Vagas on March 31st; Nohcon in Buffalo March 2-3rd; and Momocon in Atlanta on March 17-18th.

Keep an eye out for the other cons screening of the DVD this winter/spring:

December 30 at Chibi-Pa in West Palm Beach, FL
March 2-3 at Nohcon in Buffalo, NY
March 17-18 at Momocon in Atlanta, GA
March 31 at Chibi Fest in Las Vegas, NV
May 5-6 at SyndiCon 2006 in Valpairso, IN

The Kaiju Anime Club is growing fast, and we're always looking for new member clubs. If your club is interested in joining, please sign up today, or email eric@kaiju.com for more info.

Work with Kaiju

You got what it takes to protect the world from giant city-crushing monsters? Then the Kaiju Commissioner wants you! Video, web, and design Interns wanted now. Check out the Kaiju Jobs page for full details.