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Hell Monkey sings the Blues

Kaiju Big Battel Returns to New York on April. 9th

After conquering the Warsaw in Brooklyn, Kaiju Big Battel will invade B B Kings on Saturday, April 9th. This night of live monster wrestling will showcase Kaiju favorites, Steam Powered Tentacle Boulder, Hell Monkey, Metal Wing Black, and possibly even Dr. Cube (if the rumors are true that he is truly alive.) plus 45 blocks of crushable cityscape primed for destruction.

The upcoming Big Battel, dubbed "When Danger Comes To Town" is destined for the history books. The Kaiju Commissioner will test his latest, potentially greatest, live Big Battel concept to date: Seats. Yes, seats, this initiative is so powerful that it could potentially revolutionize the live monster wrestling industry. As a result of this groundbreaking experiment Limited Seating is available to the public. It will be First Come, First Seated in Balcony and Side Wings. But wait there's more. You can get yourself a Reserved VIP booth on the floor, its available for 4 or 6 people. A booth for 4 is only $120 and a booth for 6 is $180. ($30.00 per ticket - Must buy entire booth.) "Big Deal" you say, well yes it is a big deal. You know why? I'll Tell You Why! The kind folks of BB King's will bring food and drink right to your table, and the food IS Good. You won't have to elbow your way to the bar and you won't miss a single beat of the action. We have one more revolutionary experience for all you fans that like to stare danger in the face. Reserved VIP stage seats are available for only $30.00 per ticket. Thats right you get an Eye to Eye view of every smashed building and monster slam that occurs in the Big Ring.

So come experience this year's greatest night of live monster wrestling and see if Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle can defend his Kaiju Championship title. This is Kaiju's only scheduled New York performance, so don't miss this rare chance to catch one of the best live-action comedy shows in America. The night's line up of giant city-crushing monsters will be announced online leading up to the big night, so be sure to visit kaiju.com for weekly updates.

What: Kaiju Big Battel presents: "When Danger Comes To Town"

When: Saturday, April 9th 2011. 5PM doors. 7PM show.

Where: B.B. King Blues Club & Grill 237 West 42 St , Manhattan, NY.

Tickets: $15.00 in advance, $18.00 day of show. All Ages Admitted.


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