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Mean 13 RoBox Rumble

With the Brooklyn crowd still absorbing the shocking news of the Commissioner’s death, there was still a Big Battel to be had. And it was time for the second Fighto of the night, the Mean 13 RoBox Rumble! Every minute, a new competitor would enter the ring, and the only way to be eliminated was over the top rope. Steam Powered Tentacle Boulder was first, and Call-Me-Kevin was second, but the former Sea Amigo and Kaiju Champion was no match for Boulder, and was eliminated almost instantly.

Shrooma Tango, Yarsminko, SDS-1, Craw, Giii the Space Pirate, Pedro Plantain, Force Trooper Robo, Iron Brother Mace, Sekmet, the Beav, and Mota Naru all eventually ended up joining the party as well, but SDS-1 never actually made it to the ring. This mathematical lack of 13 participants allowed one new spot to open up, which inexplicably went to Dino Kang Jr. Even crazier, Dino Kang Jr ended up outlasting them all, and winning the Mean 13 RoBox Rumble in one of the biggest upsets in Kaiju history! What does Dino Kang Jr. win for surviving the Mean 13? And if SDS-1 never entered the ring, did it ever actually get eliminated? With questions like this, there may be some controversy down the road.

Photo: Eric Michael Pearson

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