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Kaiju Mall Relaunch!

The long wait for what you might not have known was coming is over! It's been months, possibly even years overdue, but Kaiju.com is proud to unleash the new Mall to our merch-buying fans. The new design is clean, simple and easy to find what you need.

Our previous design served us well for many years, but as Kaiju became a little big for its britches and churned out more and more awesome merch, the old design just couldn't keep up with the demand. Tired of seeing an awesome item you wanted to buy, then finding out its been sold out since 2005? The new design should make that problem go away like that! As much as we think you'll like it, we know we like it even more on our end, since it'll be easier for us to remove and add merch on the fly. This design is brand spanking new and made from scratch, so there may be a hiccup here or there. If you find any dead links or bugs (of the non-Space variety), feel free to pass them along to support@kaiju.com and we'll get right on it.

So what took so long? Honestly, we were just waiting for the go-ahead from the Kaiju Commissioner. The Commish has been a little hard to reach lately, and after our request in November went unanswered all these months, we just kinda went ahead and did it. Don't think we're stopping there, either. Don't you think it's a little odd that some monsters have been around for a few years now and don't even have their own roster page? Shouldn't our videos be bigger than 60 pixels wide? There's plenty more in the works, so stay tuned!

Super Wrong Blogs, Breaches

The verdict is still out on Super Wrong's new website. Some Kaiju fans think it is the greatest site in the history of the internet, while many others believe it is the single greatest creation by man. Further adding to his legacy of digital divinity is his new blag, which he has updated only twice, but plans on updating further in the near future.

However, Super Wrong may have more trouble on his hands than where to find his next video of hot babes dancing in their underwear. As has been somewhat frequent lately, Super Wrong may also be walking into a breach of contract with his latest foray. All Kaiju contracts specifically state that the competitor is not allowed to have a separate web site from his character bio page on Kaiju.com, since the Kaiju Regulatory Commission wants full creative control over online content, not to mention the ad revenue.

This isn't Super Wrong's first brush with violating his contract. You may recall a few months ago, when the Yokosuka Jump Squadron leader appeared in a few wrestling matches with the Kyoujaku wrestling promotion. The participation was a well-kept secret, since Kyoujaku only drew eight fans per show, but became a bigger issue when the promoter went on a radio show and criticized the KRC's way of doing business, drawing the ire of the Commissioner. Will the Commish react to this latest breach, or will Super Wrong continue to grace us with his online excellence? Stay tuned for more as this develops.

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Big Battel Boldly Faces Off With Boldfacers

Further proving that only awesome people enjoy and talk about Kaiju Big Battel, awesome Boston website Boldfacers recently talked with Kaiju Big Battel to produce an enjoyable new profile and video. The weekly publication talked with Kaiju MC Louden Noxious and former Kaiju Champion Call-Me-Kevin in their quest to find the coolest things going on in Boston. While Kaiju.com appreciates the article, we regret that Boldfacers will now have to shut down, since nothing could possibly be more excellent than Kaiju Big Battel.

Kaiju in the Kitchen Recipe of the Week

This week, Space Pirate and pie enthusiast Sekmet gives us his secret recipe for chocolate pie filling:

Mix together in saucepan 1 1/2 cups sugar, 2 1/2 Tbsp cornstarch, 1 Tbsp flour, 1/2 tsp salt and 4 Tbsp cocoa powder; then stir in 3 cups of milk. Cook and stir until mixture thickens and bubbles. Cook 1 minute more. Pour some of the hot mixture into a bowl with 3 beaten eggs. Then pour back into pan and cook gently for 1 minute. Remove from heat and add 1 1/2 tsp of vanilla and 1 Tbsp butter. Pour into baked pie crust; top with meringue and brown in oven.

Thanks, Sekmet! That's some good filler!

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