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Epic Mayhem Mania Week

The Kaiju Commissioner is proud to pronounce Shpadoinkel Mania VII in Philadelphia a smashing success. Although Neo Teppen lost the Kaiju Championship Belt to Uchu Chu the Space Bug, the Kaiju Heroes as a whole came out on top. Be sure to check back for full Battel commentary in the coming weeks. Meanwhile, the epic Battel of good versus evil continues this weekend at Webster Hall in NYC with the next Kaiju event - Escape to New York.

What: Kaiju Big Battel - Escape to New York
Musical Guest: Ronald Reagan and DJ Clashious Clay
Where: Webster Hall, 125 East 11th St. Manhattan, NY, 10003
When: Saturday, June 7th. 6:00PM Doors. 7:00PM Show.
Tickets: $25. Ticketmaster and the Mercury Lounge Box Office. This is a 16+ event.

The fighto line up for Escape to New York is as follows:

Fighto 1 - Dai Hachi Hachi vs Dusto Bunny
Danger Dance Crew Audition Battel
Shunned by his Team Space Bug partners after a string of unsuccessful attempts at the Double Danger Tag Tandem Titles, Dai Hachi Hachi has decided to try out for the Yokosuka Jump Squadron. Seeking the kind of companionship and acceptance that can only be obtained through joining the galaxy's premier dance squad, Dai Hachi Hachi must face Jump Squadron member Dusto Bunny while trying to impress Super Wrong, the leader of the Yokosuka crew.

Fighto 2 - Sun Buster vs Giii the Space Pirate
Blast from the Past Buster Battel
It was almost two years ago when Sun Buster, at the time a lowly Hero Intern, was given the task of protecting the New Brooklyn Bridge from Danger. In what could only be described as an "epic failure," Sun Buster blew his assignment as Giii the Space Pirate decided to promptly destroy the bridge with the Hero's limp body. Now a full-fledged Kaiju Hero, Sun Buster gets his opportunity for revenge! But will Giii succeed in making the second verse the same as the first?

Fighto 3 - Hero Intern '08 vs The Grudyin
Musical Mayhem of Radical Reaganomic Saxophones
Last month in Boston, the Hero Intern '08 shocked the world when he defeated Dr. Cube's terrifying half-angler fish, half-silverback gorilla monstrosity, The Grudyin. The Intern wants Cube in the ring next, but the doctor doesn't quite feel like dirtying his lab coat at this time. Instead, the Kaiju Commissioner has granted The Grudyin a rematch, but this time, their Battel will be accompanied by a live dueling saxophone explosion by Ronald Reagan, Boston's premier 80's pop saxophone duo!

Fighto 4 - Tucor vs D.W. Cycloptopuss III
Marmit Merchandising Monster Mash Contract Match
Jealous of the late Sky Deviler's awesome vinyl figure from Marmit, D.W. Cycloptopuss III has launched a campaign to get his own toy from Marmit. But Dr. Cube's vile hamster-toucan hybrid Tucor disagrees, claiming that he'd make a far better action figure than Cycloptopuss. Tired of their selfish bickering, the Kaiju Commissioner has ordered them to face off in a Treasure Chest match. The first one to get their hands on the contract will be crowned the winner and awarded a lucrative toy deal. With fame, fortune and action figures at stake, monster mayhem is guaranteed!

Fighto 5 - Uchu Chu vs Neo Teppen
Kaiju Grand Championship Match
Neo Teppen's reign as Kaiju Grand Champion was a short one, as he lost the Kaiju Title to Uchu Chu the Space Bug last weekend in Philadelphia. The Space Bug has granted Teppen's request for a rematch, but this time, Uchu will bring The Swarm to make sure he doesn't have to contend with Powa Ranjuru, or any other Kaiju Heroes, for that matter. Can Neo Teppen overcome the odds and recapture the Championship Belt, or will Uchu Chu prove once and for all that he is the most feared fighter in all of the Kaiju Universe?

Kaiju Summer

Congrats to Anthony for finishing his Kaiju tour of duty and graduating from college all in one weekend. Do you have what it takes to protect the world from giant city-crushing monsters this summer? Then the Kaiju Commissioner wants you! Video, web, and production Interns wanted now. Check out the Kaiju Jobs page for full descriptions.

Calendar Kaiju

There's all manner of Kaiju events coming up:

Kaiju Appearances:

  • July 24-28 at San Diego Comic Con in San Diego, CA

Live Big Battels:

  • June 7, Webster Hall, Manhattan, NY
  • Aug 23, Classified Battel, Location TBA

Question of the Week

Who's going to see Microfiche and Firewater on Friday at Bottom of the Hill?

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Late Breaking Shpadoinkel Podcast

Just before Shpadoinkel Mania VII last weekend, Louden Noxious released a timely new Kaiju Podfighto uncovering the lost musical masterpiece, the Shpadoinkel Mania Shuffle. Download the podcast now, and revel in the "musical" stylings of Unibouzu, Silver Potato, and more.

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Hot Gear Alert

Represent your favorite maniacal Kaiju mastermind with the new totally awesome Dr. Cube Tote Bag! Created by Cube's crafty Minionette Bethany Fong, this limited-edition tote features Cube's displeased mug printed in black ink on white canvas. The Cube tote stands in at 14" x 14" x 2" - perfect for carrying your records wallet, makeup and your Kaiju x Peelander-Z shirt.

Also, in case you missed it, May is Kaiju memorial month. Check out brand new Sky Deviler and Pablo Plantain commemorative shirts in the Kaiju Mall.

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