As Seen in The New Yorker!
Rogues Night at Dr. Sketchy's
Recent reports from the streets of New York indicate that several Kaiju rogues are working with Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School, the Big Apple's premier night of booze, debauchery, and drawing. What is Dr Sketchy's? It's a nationally famous underground burlesque night, where fine ladies and gents assume classic burlesque poses in front of a crowd of imbimbing artists, for their drawing pleasure. The Kaiju Commissioner was unavailable for comment, but early reports are that a small Hero contingent may be enroute to monitor this event. This is an afternoon event, so get there early for plenty of monsters, scantily-clad girls, drawing, and day-drinking.
Dr Sketchys VS Kaiju Big Battel
When: Saturday, October 13th 3-6pm
Where: The Lucky Cat, 245 Grand St., between Driggs Ave. and Roebling St.
For more information, visit www.drsketchy.com
Louden's Latest Podfighto!
With the upcoming More Better Fighto Battel less than a month away, ace Kaiju commentator Louden Noxious has recorded the latest addition of the Kaiju Podfighto. Listen in, as Louden runs down all the Battel-related news including the identities of each of the three Iron Brothers! Louden also reveals the latest match signed for the November 9th Big Battel - Giii the Space Pirate vs Dusto Bunny - and explains why these heavy hitters are gunning for each other. All this and more, including news about the newest monster creation of Dr. Cube, are revealed in this week's Podfighto!
After you check out the latest Battel news in the Podfighto, head over to the nearest Ticketmaster outlet to get your tickets to Kaiju Big Battel: More Better Fighto
Kaiju Big Battel: More Better Fighto
When: Friday, November 9th, 2007. 8PM doors, 9PM show. Where: The Warsaw, 261 Driggs. Ave. Greenpoint, Brooklyn, NY
Tickets: $20 advance, $23 day of show. Available at all Ticketmaster locations and online at Ticketmaster.com
Championship Belt Battel: ? vs ?
Dusto Bunny vs Giii the Space Pirate
Open Challenge: Steam Powered Tentacle Boulder vs All Comers
Stay tuned for in the coming weeks as more Battels are announced, and additional Battel secrets are revealed!
Cube to Reveal New Fighter, Challenges Heroes
Word on the street has spread like wildfire about the new additions to the Kaiju Big Battel, from Giii's first mate Sekmet, to Uchu Chu's long-lost college roommate Yarsminko. Even the Heroes have unleashed the impressive Steam Powered Tentacle Boulder. Never one to be shown up by rival factions, Dr. Cube has recently announced his plans to reveal his latest evil creation, Tucor, at the November 9th Battel in New York. According to a statement released by the evil doctor, his newest monstrosity has been created by splicing the DNA of a toucan and a gerbil, which Cube claims to be the "perfect formula to humiliate those pathetic Heroes even further."
In a typically belligerent fashion, Cube went on to put the Heroes on notice, "I hereby challenge any Hero, yes, any Hero to take on my latest creation. So any of you Zeroes not too busy shaving your mother's backs on Friday November 9th give me a call - ha-ha ha - I have the perfect date for you! Ha ha ha ha ha...." No Hero has yet to accept the challenge.
Swarm Leads Swarm to Announce the Return of Uchu Chu
Last Friday night, Uchu Chu the Space Bug led the entire Swarm as well as 26 billion earth-insects to Cleveland, Ohio to announce his return to Kaiju Big Battel. Uchu had been out of action, while recuperating from a leg injury inflicted by Doctor Cube's Posse at February's massive Boston Big Battel. Uchu led the triumphant parade of parasites onto Jacobs Field in order to handicap the Yankees from winning an important playoff game, a huge loss for the favorite team of Dr. Cube. While it's unclear if Uchu was also motivated by a sizeable wager placed on the Indians or by a rumored allegiance to the Boston Red Sox, he has certainly made his return to the Big Battel known to all.
Super Wrong Has Harsh Words for Silver Potato
In recent weeks, former Hero Silver Potato has waged war of words against disco Hero Super Wrong, by telling the Yokosuka Jump Squad member that he can "dish it out but he can't take it". The Silver Spud has already had a recent spat with Hero Pedro Plantain, although it was Potato who started it (murdering someone's twin brother can do that). Now, the Traitor 'Tater has exchanged another round of taunts with Super Wrong. Super Wrong touched off the latest barrage of bad-will, saying "... Potato is lucky to still be alive! If he Dr. Cube hadn't helped him, Pedro would have pounded him into a latke. Let me say it more clearly - Silver Potato is virtually impotent in the ring. Pink Bear could beat him with one pink paw behind his back."
Potato responded by saying that Super Wrong must have forgotten a number of his other successes, and that he better focus on his own business or else. He then issued the folowing cryptic statement: "I can't remember exactly what the comments were, they were about a week ago. He's had a little bit of a chunter, but that's life. He can dish it out but he can he take it? I doubt it."
Kaiju Anime Con World Tour
The Kaiju Anime Con Perpetual World Tour continues this December, with a visit to the Big Apple:
- December 7-9 at New York Anime Festival at the Jacob Javits Convention Center
Question of the Week
What the heck is a chunter?