What's Soup's Secrete Recipe?

Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle (AKA Soup) was once Jet Ng, a soup factory worker from Canton, China. Living a simple life, the industrious Ng toiled 12-hour days at the Kung-Fu Canned Foods factory. During the Y2K doomsday scare, the demand for canned goods skyrocketed and the workers of Kung-Fu Canned Foods were forced to stir liquid food for weeks on end. The overwhelming workload sank the middle-aged factory employee into a deep depression and he attempted suicide by jumping into a Super Sized™ canning machine (Model #10661492). Yet, the desperate Jet Ng did not die. Instead he was transformed into the seemingly indestructible 120-ton can of soup now known as Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle.

Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle is 100 parts Kung-Fu fighting mystery, three parts consumer food product, and 2 parts real chicken parts. Although dented and damaged by many re-heated Battels, Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle continues to hold his own in Cantonese street fighting and live monster wrestling. His high MSG content notwithstanding, he continues to preserve his place in the Japanese-type Hell's Kitchen known as Kaiju Big Battel. His strength is attributed to his awesome aluminum plated armor, artificial preservatives, and a specialized meat clever - a utensil which has been rumored to lop off a clam-scented monster leg with a single whack.

Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle has become a modern day martyr in the minds of Kaiju fans, a kind of icon for today's laborers. Sociologists agree that Kaiju Big Battel's bourgeoisie fans subconsciously empathize with Soup's plight and celebrate his ability to release his working man's aggression through his art. Some even call him the Asian man's Bruce Springsteen.

Despite his popularity it should be noted that Soup is a killer at heart. His list of victims includes some of Kaiju's greatest Heroes and villains alike including the late Club Sandwich and Midori No Kaiju. While the fans may love Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle, the killer himself shares no love with any humans or monsters and Soup considers himself to be without allies in the Big Battel.