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Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle

Name: Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle
Type: Unfriendliest rogue consomme
Height: 100 meters
Weight: 120 fluid tons
Attack: Kickin' noodle stance, chicken bone choke, steam roller
MSG Count: 40%
Tag Line: Mmm Mmm Bad!
Win/Lose: 2/7
Allies: None
Enemies: All humans, All Kaiju, Everyone

In Y2K crisis, maximum production levels forcing Cantonese worker at having special bowl of chicken soup cooking on stove. Because not fresh, acquired many special strengths plus also preservative can. Big cleaver action gives the scary function, chases the weaker fiend. Roundish can can slippery the attacking monster, makes fighting always the exciter. Also with product repackage makes identity invisible but always unfriendly inside.

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