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Battel Commentary Blowout

The Kaiju Commissioner extends a harty thank you to all the humans and corporations that made the Escape to NY Battel a success: Sucklord, L'amour, Rockstar Games, DJ Clashious Clay, Ronald Reagan and the Webster Hall staff.

Suffice to say, the Commissioner was ecstatic about the results of Escape to NY. Why was he so happy? Read all about it in the new Escape to New York Battel Commentary. But wait - there's more! The much delayed Shpadoinkel Mania VII Commentary is also up this week. It's a Battel Commentary explosion!

Kaiju Rally

D.W. Cycloptapuss III and company will be hosting a Kaiju Big Battel rally with Rocktapussy from Chicago and resident Kaiju DJ, DJ Clashious Clay at the Middle East Upstairs in Cambridge MA on July 1st. There will also be a Battel Video installation featuring footage from the recent spring fightos plus muchu giveaways by Rockstar Games. This is an 18+ event. $8adv/$9dos.

2009 Kaiju Roster Print

The new and improved 2009 Kaiju Big Battel Roster Print is awesome. This 3-color print with glow-in-the dark ink by Kaiju designer-at-large Vinnie Arnone features every active Kaiju.These high quality, large format (19" x 25") prints are hand-numbered with a limited-edition of 100. Get one now!

Dusto Bunny Shirt

Dusto Bunny is a champ and now he has the shirt to prove it! The new Dusto Bunny T, featuring a 3 color design by Gunsho on a grey 100% cotton t-shirt, depicts Dusto mid-air in his famed Bunny Shot attack. This design is limited to 69 shirts.

Calendar Kaiju

There's all manner of Kaiju events coming up:

Kaiju Appearances:

  • July 1, Kaiju Rally Party featuring Rocktapussy and DJ Clashious Clay at Middle East Upstairs, Cambridge, MA
  • July 24-28 at San Diego Comic-con in San Diego, CA

Live Big Battels:

  • Aug 23, Classified Battel, Location TBA

Question of the Week

Is someone mysteriously missing from the new 2009 Roster print?

Pre-Order the Shocking Truth DVD

SDCC Exclusive

Kaiju's latest vinyl toy, Vegetius, from esteemed Japanese toymaker Marmit will debut at the upcoming San Diego Comic-con. In addition to the debut figure, the Commissioner will release a special glow-in-the-dark SDCC variant, limited to 50 pieces. Also, look out for Kaiju's new line of 3.5 inch figures from ilanena. The debut three pack features, The Grudyin, Cycloptapuss, and Steam Powered Tentacle Boulder.

Kaiju Seeks New Web Wrangler

Kaiju Big Battel's longtime web wrangler is very tired and is seeking a responsible, motivated designer to handle the day-to-day business of the Kaiju website. This is an excellent opportunity to join the Battel team, and work with a dynamic and creative Studio Kaiju staff. The perfect candidate is a wiz at HTML and CSS, has a designer's eye, and loves the Big Battel. PHP is a plus, but not required. Compensation is meagar, but the creative rewards are substantial. New web wranglers will have an opportuntity to explore new creative directions for kaiju.com, and craft the online presence for the universe's premier monster Batteling organization.

If you are interested, please email rob@kaiju.com, and put "New Web Wrangler" in the subject. Please include links to some sample work.

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