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New and Improved Boston Massacre

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Boston Battel Call

Kaiju's long awaited return to Boston is just days away. Be sure to buy your tickets at ticketmaster.com or any Ticketmaster location for this Saturday's New & Improved Boston Massacre at the Roxy. It promises to be an epic night of live monster wrestling.

New and Improved Boston Massacre
What: Kaiju Big Battel with special guests from CHIKARA PRO
Musical Guest: DJ Clashious Clay
Where: The Roxy, 279 Tremont Street, Boston, MA. 02116
When: Saturday, May 10th. 7:00 Doors. 8:00 Show.
Tickets: $20. Ticketmaster. This is an 18+ event.

The Battels for the New & Improved Boston Massacre are as follows:

Dusto Crusade: Dusto Bunny VS Tucor
Dusto Bunny was moments away from capturing the Kaiju Championship Belt at the last Battel when The Iron Brothers interfered in an attempt to end the title reign (and life) of Call-Me-Kevin. Now the heroic hare has vowed he will not rest until he figures out exactly who hired the mechanical mercenaries. His first suspect, Dr. Cube, is adamantly denying any involvement, but that won't stop Dusto Bunny from beating the truth out of Cube's remixed rodent, Tucor.

Jiro Fighto: Hero Intern '08 VS The Grudyin
The Hero Intern '08 made an impressive debut at the Danger Strikes Back Battel by scoring a victory in his very first Kaiju match with the help of his trusty guitar, Jiro. Unfortunately, the heavy metal hardware was stolen from the rock star's car while running an errand for mentor American Beetle. Dr. Cube and his Posse allegedly purchased the guitar from a pawnshop, and have issued an ultimatum to the Kaiju n00b. If The Hero Intern '08 wants his guitar back, he's going to have to go through The Grudyin to get it.

CHIKARA Special: Los Ice Creams & Sekmet VS The Osirian Portal & Slo Feng
Unhappy with the dessert practices of all Bostonians, Los Ice Creams of Chikara Pro have used SDS-1 to retrieve astro-pirate Sekmet from outer space to unleash what they have dubbed "The Boston Cream Massacre." The Kaiju Commissioner, occupied with maintaining a goal of 78% safety, has enlisted Kaiju Hero Slo Feng and Chikara's Osirian Portal to defend tonight's Battel, but if Los Ice Creams win, Boston will be covered in soft serve!

Kaiju Meisterschaft-Riemen Black Box Blowout: Uchu Chu VS French Toast
Uchu Chu has sworn off the consumption of Royal Space Jelly until he is able to capture Kaiju gold. After a tough loss at New York Blackout, the leader of Team Spacebug walked out of Webster Hall and didn't look back. In fact, he walked right across the Atlantic Ocean, and tore up the ranks of Kaiju's European Division, defeating Herr Kraftprotz to win The Meisterschaft-Riemen. Tonight he will defend his new title against a former champion, French Toast, in a Black Box Battel!

Kaiju Championship: Call-Me-Kevin VS Neo Teppen with Special Guest Enforcer Steam Powered Tentacle Boulder
The Kaiju Commissioner was left with the unenviable decision of choosing a new contender for the Kaiju Championship Belt. It was a toss-up between the most dominant Hero in all of Kaiju, Neo Teppen, or the sociopathic scientist, Dr. Cube. After choosing Neo Teppen, Dr. Cube announced that he didn't need the Commissioner's permission to get involved in the championship bout anway, so the Commissioner has assigned Steam-Powered Tentacle Boulder to be the Special Guest Enforcer to ensure the safety of all participants.

May Memorial

May is Kaiju Memorial Month. Two new stellar T-shirts celebrating the lives of the late Pablo Plantain and Sky Deviler are now available in the Kaiju Mall. These limited-edition designs by Vinnie Arnone and Marmit's Akamatsu-san are destined to be classics. Arnone's Pablo Memorial T-Shirt design celebrates the Hero Plaintain-turned-Rotten Zombie. Akamatsu-san, in turn, immortalized the late Sky Deviler in a Limited Edition Sky Deviler T-Shirt. While you are in the Kaiju Mall, you can also check out the new Kaiju X Peelander-Z T-Shirt by ToK.

More Battels Coming

What: Kaiju Big Battel with special guest Chris Hero
Musical Guest: Harry and the Potters and DJ Clashious Clay
Where: The Trocadero, 1003 Arch St. Philadelphia, PA 19107
When: Sunday June 1st, Doors 3:00PM. 4:00PM Show.
Tickets: $19.50. Ticketmaster and the Trocadero Box Office. All Ages.

What: Kaiju Big Battel
Musical Guest: Ronald Reagan and DJ Clashious Clay
Where: Webster Hall, 125 East 11th St. Manhattan, NY, 10003
When: Saturday, June 7th. 6:00PM Doors. 7:00PM Show.
Tickets: $25. Ticketmaster and the Mercury Lounge Box Office. This is a 16+ event.

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Kaiju Wants You

The Commissioner is proud to welcome our newest Studio Kaiju production assistants, Duncan and Adrien. Do you have what it takes to protect the world from giant city-crushing monsters this summer? Then the Kaiju Commissioner wants you! Video, web, and production Interns wanted now. Check out the Kaiju Jobs page for full descriptions.

Question of the Week

Who was that Kaiju-related street tough in the Globe's Sidekick section?

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