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What's in the Bag? A NYC Big Battel!

Live from New York

In support of Kaiju's latest DVD release, More Better Fighto, the Kaiju Commissioner is proud to announce the Big Battel's return to NYC. A full-scale Kaiju Big Battel with a surprise musical guest will take place at the Warsaw in Brooklyn, New York on November 9th. Battels at the Warsaw almost always sell out in advance, so buy your tickets as soon as they go on sale at noon this Friday, September 14th.

Kaiju Big Battel: Live From New York
When: Friday, November, 9th, 2007. 8PM doors, 9PM show. Where: The Warsaw, 261 Driggs. Ave. Greenpoint, Brooklyn, NY
Tickets: $20 advance, $23 day of show. Available at all Ticketmaster locations and online at Ticketmaster.com

Stay tuned for futher details including a complete list of Kaiju fightos.

KFCN Takes Leave of Absence

In a shocking turn of events, reigning Kaiju champion Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle has set out to fulfill what he has called "The Prophecy." According to the Man with the Can, he is destined to take Baby Sky Deviler on his "Quest for Destiny." This international, spiritual, socio-political ordeal is sure to be an epic ordeal, but it is unfortunately in direct conflict with the upcoming Championship Battel at the Warsaw. Soup therefore has been forced to relinquish the KBB Championship Belt that he has held since May of 2006. KFCN knows that by sacrificing the Belt, he is jeapordizing his Big Battel future, but he also realizes that the fate of Baby Sky Deviler, destined to be the greatest Kaiju Monster ever, is much more important for the future of humanity.

Consequently, in an unprecedented move, the Kaiju Commissioner has vacated the Kaiju Big Battel Grand Championship, and announced a tournament to decide the top TWO contenders. The two fighters who emerge from this tournament will duke it out in a Championship Battel at Warsaw on November 9th. The entire tournament leading up to the Champsionship Battel at the Warsaw can be followed via new KBB Podfightos to be released in the coming weeks. So, stay tuned!

Super Lucky Bag

What do you get when you combine a sweat deal and a Kaiju surprise? You get the Kaiju Lucky Bag. For the unbelievable low price of $30, you are awarded a blind assortment of Kaiju goods valued at $50 or more! You are guaranteed one shirt plus assorted Kaiju goodies (both new and out-of-print). Roll the dice on a lucky bag and you could end up with an autographed art print, a genuine Hell Monkey hair ball, or something even sweeter! We even hear that one of the Lucky Bags contains Lucky the Leprechaun himself!

Jail Break!

The three-eyed space pirate, Giii, apparently unweakened by a recent hunger strike, has been sprung from a KRC detention facility by Kaiju newcomer Sekmet. Reportedly the towering Sekmet was Giii's former first-mate and returned to Earth for a stealth jail-break on Tuesday night. The two space pirates have threaten to go on a rampage if the KRC "continues to harass" the two city-crushing aliens. The Kaiju Commissioner is apparently unfazed by their threats and has deployed the Steam Powered Tentacle Boulder to hunt down the two wanted space pirates.

Hero Intern on the 'Roids?

In response to concerns about the prevalence of performance-enhancing substances in the Big Battel, the Commissioner recently implemented a random drug testing program for all active Big Battel participants. In the wake of Pedro Plantain's rumored involvement in Rogue assassins, Force Trooper Robo's protection racket, and Steam Powered Tentacle Boulder's compromising photos, the Kaiju Commissioner launched a drug initiative to clean up Kaiju's tarnished image. The fledgling program, dubbed the "Clean Fighto," was met with little fanfare and generally dismissed as political posturing by the KRC. This week, however the Commish's new narc-out netted it's first culprit. To the shock of many Kaiju fans, the beloved Hero Intern failed to appear for his first drug test yesterday. Per the official policy a missed test is treated as a failed test. The Hero Intern is now being officially investigation by BONDS, the Battel Organization for No Drugs and Steroids. While BONDS, and its sister agency GIAMBI (Giant Insects Against Muscle Building Injections), investigate the Intern he will placed on an indefinite leave from all Batteling activity.

Congrats of the Week

Congratulations to Randy and Yoriko on the arrival of their new baby girl Killiko!

Pre-Order the Shocking Truth DVD

Who is Yarsuminko?

After publishing last week's Kaiju celebrity sighting of Uchu Chu and Yarsuminko,info@kaiju.com was flooded by fans demanding to know more about the latest Space Bug to arrive on the Big Battel scene. Besides the fact that Yarsuminko has four arms and was Uchu's roommate during his college days, little else is known about the white and gray Space Bug. Still, the mystery will soon be put to rest, because Uchu has hired Yarsuminko to co-write his autobiography, entitled Uchu Chu, The College Years.

Cube Launches New MMORPG

In partnership with game developer Sandstorm, Inc., Dr. Cube has launched a brand new massively multiplayer online role-playing game, World of Endless Servitude to the Glorious Dr. Cube. In the game, each player will take on the role of a Minion of Dr. Cube. Plauers will be able to fully customize their avatars by choosing from a dazzling array of scrub colors (medical blue, medical blue-gray, medical gray-blue, medical green-blue, medical blue-green, medical gray-blue-green, medical grey-blue-gray, and more!). Once in the game, Minions will complete exciting quests, such as "Wash Out Napalean's Litter Box," "Brush Hell Monkey," and the sure-to-be-popular "Cannon Fodder." Get in on the action now, by buying the game and signing up to send Dr. Cube $29.99 each month. And keep in an eye out for the upcoming expansion pack: Return of the Twelve Thousand Tab Cans to the Recycling Center.

Kaiju Anime Con World Tour

The Kaiju Anime Con Perpetual World Tour continues this December, with a visit to the Big Apple:

The Kaiju Anime Club is growing fast, and we're always looking for new member clubs. If your club is interested in joining, please sign up today, or email info@kaiju.com for more info.

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