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Dusto Tapped For Pedro Intervention in California

With only days to go before Kaiju's return to the west coast, fans everywhere are buzzing with excitement over the Commissioner's choice to face Pedro Plantain. The Kaiju Commissioner has announced Dusto Bunny will be appointed Special Intervention Supervising Director and will attempt to beat some sense into the former Hero in San Francisco and Los Angeles. Past attempts to rehabilitate Pedro were thwarted by his well-meaning, yet destructive Zombie brother Pablo and the Kaiju Heroes' strict anti-Zombie policy. While Pedro isn't ready to abandon his undead sibling, he has at least agreed to not bring him to California, and has instead locked him away in a Zombie-resistant holding cell for the week. Perhaps with the zombie out of the picture, Dusto might be able to administer some tough love.

San Francisco Big Battel
With: Busdriver and Rocktapussy
When: Wed, Nov 19. 8:00 PM
Where: The Grand Ballroom at the Regency Center, San Francisco, CA
Tickets: $20, All Ages. Ticketmaster.com and all Ticketmaster locations.

Los Angeles Big Battel
With: Busdriver and Rocktapussy
When: Thu, Nov 20. 8:00 PM
Where: Mayan Theatre, Los Angeles, CA
Tickets: $25, All Ages. Ticketmaster.com and all Ticketmaster locations.

Amigos Next in Line For Furious Furries

After their thorough beating of former partner Call-Me-Kevin in Brooklyn, the Commissioner has awarded the Sea Amigos a title shot against the Furious Furries for the Double Danger Tandem Titles in California. D.W. Cycloptopuss III and Unibouzu are still searching for a third partner to replace Call-Me-Kevin, the former Kaiju Champion who was unceremoniously dumped earlier this summer, but are perfectly willing to suspend the search as they prepare for a big title shot. The Fighto is 75% of a long-awaited rematch, as two years ago, the duo took on The Apes of Wraths in the first ever Double Danger Tag Tandem Title match, back when The Grudyin was paired with Hell Monkey. That battel, through bizarre circumstance, ended up being won by Cycloptopuss and Hell Monkey, leading to the creation of a new team known as the One-Eyed Monsters.

Since then, however, Hell Monkey has gone missing, and The Grudyin tagged up with Tucor to form the Furious Furries, winning the belts through dubious means this summer and successfully retaining the title against Dusto Bunny and Super Wrong. Now, the Amigos look to recapture the belt, this time for both of them, and reassert their position on the top of Tandem Mountain

Kaiju Lost Originals Collection!

Check out our new Kaiju Lost Originals Collection of classic Kaiju designs! Whether they are out-of-print, discontinued, prototype or unreleased, check back every month for a new design! This month's featured design is the classic American Beetle Kaiju logo, but there's plenty more already at the store, so go check it out!

Question of the Week

Will we see a live event Super Wrong/Rocktapussy/Busdriver mashup?

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Super Wrong Not Happy With California Card

Add one more to the list of disgruntled Kaiju upset with the lineup for the upcoming California Battel. Just minutes after reading the same newspieces you just finished reading just now, Kaiju Hero and Yokosuka Jump Squadron leader Super Wrong is not pleased with the drawings for California. With Dusto Bunny facing Pedro Plantain and the Sea Amigos granted a shot at the Furious Furries, Super Wrong now has no way of getting revenge on The Grudyin and Tucor for crippling his best friend, Jeremiah the Pink Teddy Bear. Earlier this summer in Brooklyn, the Furries defeated Super Wrong and Dusto after an ill-advised cameo by Jump Squad-wannabe Dai Hachi Hachi. After the match, however, the two vile Dr. Cube creations assaulted Jeremiah and brutalized the bear beyond recognition. Jeremiah remains hospitalized in critical condition, and Super Wrong has sworn vengeance. However, with his partner's hands full and his enemies busy with other opponents, how long will Super Wrong wait to exact his revenge?

Toast Confronts Beetle; Match Set

After nearly a month ofincreasinglyhostile actions by American Beetle, French Toast has requested, and been granted, a match with the Patriotic Polyphagan. Although the two are both Kaiju Heroes, Toast has grown weary of Beetle's repeated anti-French epithets and antagonistic attitude towards him, and hopes a Fighto between the two will settle their differences. Despite Toast seemingly taking the highroad in this situation, Kaiju Foreign Policy Experts believe Toast is just being arrogant and French, and the crowd should support American Beetle. Added one expert, "If the French are so tough, how come theirmen have names like Rene and Michele? Ever think of that?"

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