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The Grudyin vs Call-Me-Kevin

Maw vs Claw

Countdown to Chaos!

Kaiju's first night of live monster mayhem in 2008 is primed for danger! Buy your tickets today at ticketmaster.com or any Ticketmaster location to see Kaiju Big Battel's debut at Webster Hall on Saturday, February 9th. Event details as follows:

Kaiju Big Battel: New York Blackout
When: Saturday, February 9th 2008. 7PM doors. 8PM show.
Where: Webster Hall, 125 East 11th St., Manhattan, NY
Tickets: All Ticketmaster locations and ticketmaster.com. $20. This is a 16+ event.

NY Black Out Print

A live Battel as awesome of NY Blackout! demands a special commemorative poster and this 3-color print by Kaiju Illustrator Ryan Klemek delivers. These signed, hand-numbered high quality posters are limited to a mere 100 prints and priced to more at $10.

Also, be sure to keep your eye on Kaiju Mall for the next Kaiju Hero plush doll. Who's the lucky Hero? Check in next week for the skinny on this rock hard Hero!

CIA on Buster's Case

Kaiju's newest Hero, Sun Buster, is feeling the heat. The KRC noticed some suspicious misinformation on Sun Buster's Hero application and retained the services of the CIA Plantains to investigate the blurry details. The CIA Plantains were last seen in Kaiju Big Battel attempting to arrest Powa Ranjuru for illegal possession of Pixie Dust, but came up short as a result of Dusto Bunny's devastating double uppercut. Since then, they've been working hard on releasing a new video collection of classified information, "The Family Jewels 2: Kick'em Where It Hurts."

Louden Spotlight!

The Kaiju Commissioner is proud to announce a very special Louden Noxious appearance at Chikara Pro's upcoming event, Two Eyebrows are Better than One in Hellertown, PA on January 27, 2008. Kaiju's famed voice will be a guest announcer on a special featured contest. Check our chikarapro.com for full event details.

Has Been Bug?

Uchu Chu was clearly upset that Call-Me-Kevin did not grant him a rematch at NY Blackout, picking The Grudyin instead, but some Kaiju Heroes think that intractable insectoid doesn't even deserve another shot. The Double Danger Tandem Title Champions, American Beetle and Neo Teppen, both agree that the leader of Team Space Bug had his chance to reclaim the Kaiju Grand Championship. Uchu Chu came up short against Call-Me-Kevin at Warsaw's More Better Fighto and damaged his illustrious reputation. Kaiju analysts are questioning whether or not Uchu CHu, who has sworn off Royal Jelly, has what it takes to be the Kaiju Champion again.

Sea Beef

D.W. Cycloptopuss III and Unibouzu refuse to sit idle and let Call-Me-Kevin hog all of the Sea Amigos spotlight. As a result, the dapper D.W. has adopted a daily training regimen for zealous (and perhaps jealous) tag partners which consists of:

  • One hour of jumping rope underwater.
  • 10,000 Hindu squats.
  • Choreographed routine of somersaults, back flips, and barrel rolls.
  • Hitting a monster truck tire with a shovel.
  • A strict diet of asparagus and beets.
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Contender Contest #1

The Kaiju Regulatory Commission has torn through every entry in the Contender Battel Concept Contest and has narrowed into to three finalists. (Remember, the winner of this fighto will go on to challenge the Kaiju Grand Champion at the next Kaiju event after New York Blackout.) Entrant #1 is none other than Steam Powered Tentacle Boulder. His concept for the "Steam Powered Tentacle Triathalon" is simple enough. The Kaiju monster that sinks to the bottom of Lake Baikal, climbs to the top of Taipei 101, and successfully opens a sealed envelope without tearing it in the fastest time wins. While this competition is ostensibly set up to favor the baddest boulder in the Battel, it certainly ensures that the winner has earned his shot at the Kaiju Grand Championship. Check in next week for the next two finalists.

Kaiju Anime Con World Tour

The Kaiju Anime Club is growing fast, and we're always looking for new member clubs. If your club is interested in joining, please sign up today, or email info@kaiju.com for more info.

Question of the Week

Will New York City's decency laws force The Grudyin to don pasties for his Championship Belt Battel?

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